Hold On Loosely, but don't let go

If you cling too tight babe, you're gonna loose control.




Gosh I've been gone for awhile, how are things? Anyways..you gotta love couples. And by love, I mean I don't like any of them (aside from my trust-tree friends, and even those few are not exempt from today's rant). What a selection process we all go through to find someone we adore, such a specific equation..it all has to come together and if and when it does..awesome. With that said, why on Earth..after all the dots connect, do significant others bow up at potential "intruders?" Why the jealousy? Most folks don't choose who they'd like to be with based on the concept, this will be mine and no one else will ever want it but me. And if you did go that route, good for you for being into fuglies. Is it not a huge compliment to have someone hit on your other half? I get it can be a little annoying, but why not have fun with it? Offer to get the two of them a drink, play it like you're his pesky sister..have fun with them, if that person is out hitting on folks they are obviously looking for a good time..give it to em. Personally, I get off on it. If he wants the girl hitting on him, he can have her..and onward. Guys, you are bad at this too. A man hits on your "woman" and then there's a fight..I'll admit, a tiny bit of animosity is cute-ish..but the barbaric, turkey leg, loin cloth shit is overrated, and makes you look like a moron. If you have a good-looking mate, chances are..people will hit on them (and it sure beats the alternative). I feel you now "Well I've been cheated on and it hurts.." blah blah haven't we all, but at the end of the day..why in the world would anyone want to be with someone who wants someone else? They did you a favor. Acting like a control freak is sure to keep anyone around..and loyal. I get also if you are an insecure-natured person, but isn't the ultimate form of security being with someone you know wants you too? Just a thought. In other news, my ex once kissed another girl in front of me (a 300lb bridesmaid) as a joke..I did NOT think it was funny. However, because I never showed jealousy towards other women, he thought I wouldn't think it was a big deal. So probably don't even listen to me. He did however, do me a huge favor.

"If you wanna be happy for the rest of your life, never make a pretty woman your wife, so from my personal point of view,get an ugly girl to marry you."-Jimmy Soul