Hey. Since I'm pretty new to this blogging thing, I decided to do some surfing on the American Online to see what exactly people blog about, specifically females. My findings are that every girl that happens to be "single" and living in a "city" (Social Circle to Provo UT) seems to think they are Carrie Bradshaw (for those of you living on another planet..that'd be "Sex and the City"). All the gripes are the same...every girl writing is exceptional, oddly perfect, none of their friends can even believe they are single, so hot, a rare bird, one of the few "catches" out there that just hasn't met "the right guy" yet because all guys are afraid of a "strong and independent woman," all are commitment-phoebes that only think with their dicks, and they are all basically under qualified freaks that shouldn't even have the audacity to ask for her coveted number. Get the fuck out of here...and let me just preface before I dig any deeper here, I am short...really short, 28, recently single, have fake blond hair, bleach my teeth, wear padded bras, have hair extensions, don't always keep up with my pedicures (or manicures), I say/do dumb things when I drink (and when I don't drink), can't type with both hands, am a selfish only child, talk excessively (insert your own opinion here)...to say the least...I am a very flawed girl...far from perfection. With that said, I'm no saint, but I dig it (flaw #455, dumb hippie jargon) when someone gives me a compliment. I've seen what goes into approaching a girl...sometimes, long before he even walks up, he's either had a pep talk from his buddy, or he's on a bet for a number close. Walking up to a group of girls is an even bigger risk...ever fallen down the flight of stairs in the middle of East Andrews? (I have..flaw #456, clumsy as shit ((Flaw #457, sailor mouth)), getting rejected while your friends are watching is probably the equivalent to that feeling. It's a compliment to have ANYONE hit on you, because it takes courage...and you (believe it or not) are not perfect either. I do get that some guys are over the top (refer to sexy man in photo with me..but Barry was harmless, I entertained him), you don't have to be a complete bitch to get them to move along..(you don't have to take that $12 drink either). All of the fabulous singletons writing these blogs have two things in common..1) no one seems to be "good enough" for them and 2) They are all single. I smell a parallel. Hey Gloria, if everybody wants you, why isn't anybody calling?
"She really has an over-inflated sense of self confidence that stems from nowhere."-John Teitter, Bang! Salon
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